I’ve been Simpsonized
Simpsonize Me
Quirky
Also not me
My namesakes keep getting me in trouble. This section from the book Comma Sense: A Fun-damental Guide to Punctuation is also not about me:
It’s reported that several guests at last Saturday
For the record, this wasn’t me
I’m not 23. And I don’t know what a city man is so I may not be that either. From the police blotter in Jersey:
SUMMERFIELD AVENUE: City man Darryl Dash,
Guess what I got in the mail?
I found a strange package at my door the other day. When I opened it up I remembered that it’s promotion time for Catalyst Conference. The huge tin contained a noise maker
Clergy vs. firefighters
My brothers are firefighters, which is why I was glad to send them an e-mail today with the subject line “Beat you guys!” I referred to this survey:
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